Yeah… you were right. You really do have to say it in a way that makes it clear you’re joking.
Addams Family Values (1993)
Gomez knows how its fucking done.
Gomez gives out better relationship advice than like 90% of dudes.
Gomez Addams is a suave motherfucker who loves his wife more than his own life.
Everyone should want a Gomez. He’s p cool.
Dau Voire (via kushandwizdom)
its 2014 and still no fanfic could top this one
11 year old me was pissed at this revelation
A hundred-thousand years will pass and I will never get over the genius of this scene!
On a scale of Katniss Everdeen to Ned Stark, how much would you say you trust the government?
Me as a villian
- BOOBS DO NOT HAVE SOUND EFFECTS
- BOOBS DO NOT BLOW IN THE WIND
- BOOBS DO NOT STAND STRAIGHT UP
- BOOBS CAN NOT BE TWICE THE SIZE OF YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU’RE TEN YEARS OLD
- NIPPLES SHOULD NOT BE LONGER/BIGGER THAN THE ACTUAL BREAST
- THEY ARE NOT PERFECTLY SPHERICAL
- THEY DO NOT BOUNCE BACK WHEN SOMETHING HITS THEM
- AND THEY ARE NOT GRAVITY DEFYING
we have a anime tity hater